If the “cup of joe” at your office is more like a sludgy CUP OF TAR . . . the only thing worse than drinking it is SCOOPING it out of your cup and putting it on your bagel. Or . . . maybe that’s the next coffee trend?
There’s a Swiss company online that’s selling TUBES OF COFFEE that you can spread on your morning toast or croissant. It’s kind of like a tube of oil paint that’s black, so it’s thick enough that you could put it on fruit, like a banana.
They advertise it as a product you can “eat or drink” that is “crafted from 100% Fairtrade Arabica beans and sweetened with organic Swiss beet sugar.”